Hooligan

I have hit my limit. I broke up at least 10 wrestling matches today. One was in front of the entire church congregation during worship and another in the middle of the dining room at my Grandmother's retirement center. I corrected the use of potty humor at the table at least 8 times. I had to repeat every instruction I gave today because it was not followed the first time. I handed out 5 time outs, and 2 spanks. You'd think it was my son who instigated all of this. No. It's the girl. She will be the end of me.