Poo-Finger: an offensive odor found on one's finger even after handwashing, usually caused by diaper changes that require diaper rash ointment. As in, "Unfortunately, I discovered I had a case of poo-finger while drinking a glass of water this morning."
Not to be confused with Sh*t-Finger, which is when you find actual feces on your hand because your kid needs help wiping and is really wiggly. I think getting someone else's poop on you calls for cursing, if not out loud, at least in your head.
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You are so funny! Perhaps butt-finger should go along with these which is when your kid has their hands all up in your face and you discover that they must have had their fingers in their pants cuz they smell like butt.
ReplyDeleteAgreed. We will site you as the reference when we publish the Hahn Family Dictionary.
ReplyDeleteAhhh. Butt-finger. We have a few of those around here...
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